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Are you interested?

No, I really like my job, didn't even read the spec you sent.

What types of roles are you interested in?

see above

Will you do a leetcoding interview?

No. Leetcoding interveiws are broken, the fact that you're conducting them disqualifies you from employing me.

Yeah but Google does them, are you saying Google doesn't know what they are doing?


But have you heard Meta does them too?

You're not helping your self here.

We are looking for a [Foo] engineer!

I'm not an [Foo] engineer.

We work with cutting edge tech.

I'm not into cutting my self tho.

Wanna work on a Crypto/NFT/web3 startup?

you're embarrassing yourself.